Interview: 12:45pm Location: Pasadena, CA
Today I was rejected because my butt and hair were inadequate. (Bye the way, that's not a picture of my butt, but since I didn't have one handy, I picked one out from the internet. I figured, one butt is as good as any.) So let me tell you about today. I was booked on an interview to be the photo double of an Oscar winning actress in a movie that is currently shooting. At first I was confused because I don't actually look like this actress but I figured with hair and makeup I'd be okay. The interview would consist of the director, hair, makeup and wardrobe looking you over and deciding if you could pass for the actress in long shots. I arrived on set and immediately looked for our sign in. Oh where o' where could it be?? Hum...perhaps where all those dark long haired, olive skin women are standing? Yeah, I think that's it. So there are 8 of us. We look like clones of this particular actress, some skinnier, some meatier, some have longer hair. Everyone ...